Update

My mother just walked in the door from her date drunk, on a Tuesday night. She said that the restaurant they went to, the bartender kept giving my mom samples of different types of alcohol and look at what happened. Now she is actually sitting next to me laying her head on my shoulder watching me type this, yelling not to embarrass her, and it's hilarious. She keeps repeating herself over and over. And now she's talking about stealing a live penguin and bringing it home with her. And how she can imagine our dachshunds trying to stand up to a penguin. This is a comedy show.